Dead babies = you're dumped. Hilarious. No... wait, that's not the word I'm looking for, is it? What I meant to say instead of "Hilarious" was "monkey-shittily awful putrid garbage".
It's absolutely true. I vowed I'd never say this because anyone who does sounds like an old fart, but KIDS TODAY!
When I was growing up (late 70s-80s), if you misbehaved your parents would deliver a verbal, then a clip around the ear if you persisted. If you were out on your own at the time the local bobby or other authority figure would administer said treatment. Nowadays, the kids can sue the parents for upsetting them, or get them locked up for use of the clip 'round the ear, and all the local bobbies have been replaced with CCTV.
Kids now are fucking feral, and I'm honestly frightened of what they might do if you look at them funny or what they might be armed with.
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Sep 28, 3:18am